Que Viva La Roja

Border Patrol: Are you American or CHILEAN?
Me:  ChileanAmerican, my Parents are from chile,
I was born in the united states of america.
BP: YOUR PASSPORT BLUE?
Me: yes
BP: YOUR AMERICAN.
Me: what happens to chile?
BP: IT'S THERE, BUT IT'S NOT
Me: wtf, what do u mean?
BP: IT IS WHAT IT IS.
Me: So what hapeens when i am over there?
BP: OVER WHERE?
Me: INFUCKING CHILE.
BP: YOUR AN AMERICAN IN chile.
Me: fuk u!
BP: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: Vo Po jueon!